“Oh, I’m wrong. See, I’m married. I can say that easily.”

“I don’t gotta buy flowers; I don’t gotta buy chocolates. I’m keepin’ that woman.”

“I can’t date you. You’re my professor!”

“Midnight strikes, and it’s just us and vampires.”

“Do you ever think that inanimate objects are mocking you.”

“He cool as shit. He’s a total bro”

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