The Cat’s Meow: Quotes around UK

“Oh, I’m wrong. See, I’m married. I can say that easily.”

“I don’t gotta buy flowers; I don’t gotta buy chocolates. I’m keepin’ that woman.”

“I can’t date you. You’re my professor!”

“Midnight strikes, and it’s just us and vampires.”

“Do you ever think that inanimate objects are mocking you.”

“He cool as shit. He’s a total bro”

Overhear something funnier than this? Tweet it to us @kykernel with #catsmeow, or email us at [email protected] We’ll publish the best, worst and funniest of UK quotes.