UK’s Final Four game Saturday against the University of Louisville has fans doing anything they can for a ticket.

One example is a UK fan on craigslist wanting to trade tickets for sex with his wife, which CBSSports.com reported Tuesday.

“She can make you speak five languages you never knew you could speak,” he wrote in his listing. “Have at it and let me see my UK Wildcats!!!!!!!!!!!!”

The fan out of Charlotte, N.C., said the reason he couldn’t offer himself is because he’s not “feeling his best,” so he has to use his “sexy mama” to get him there.

Prostitution is illegal in North Carolina, as is providing transportation for anyone knowing they are committing the crime.

Kentucky law states prostitution is “when one engages or agrees or offers to engage in sexual conduct with another person in return for a fee.”

Another incident in Georgetown, Ky., had two dialysis patients fighting over the game with middle fingers and strong words, WKYT reported. Police got involved to settle them down.